The Joker

Joke Count: 1231

Ghost Didn't Eat His Candy Joke

Why didn't the ghost eat his candy?

Haunted House Joke

What is the safest room in a haunted house?

Stop Shredded Cheese, Make America Grate Again!

Stop shredded cheese, make America grate again!

Broken Finger

I broke my finger last week. . .

ATM Addicted To Money Joke

Did you hear about the ATM that was addicted to money?

Sinking Lamp Joke

Why didn't the lamp sink?

Himalayan Rabbit Stew Joke

Tonight we're having Himalayan rabbit stew for dinner. We found him-a-layan in the road.

Sugar Is The Word Joke

Saturday night I was in a bar having a beer, minding my own business, when this big, hairy, mean, drunk biker dude gets in my face, and starts screaming "SUGAR IS THE ONLY WORD IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE WHERE THE S SOUNDS LIKE SH. AM I RIGHT?" I didn't want to cause any trouble, so i said "Sure."

Broken Hinges Joke

If anyone knows how to fix broken hinges... My door is always open.

Angry Snowman Joke

Why shouldn't snowmen get angry?

Nacho's Favorite Dance Joke

What's a nacho's favorite dance?

Covid Carpool

So, I got pulled over in the carpool lane the other day. When the officer asked where my passenger was. I told him due to social distancing, he was in the car behind me.

A Trees Favorite Drink Joke

What is a tree's favorite drink?

Gingerbread Man Treatment Joke

How did the gingerbread man treat his injured leg?

The #1 Cause Of Divorce

What is the #1 cause of divorce?

Rudolph Christmas Reminder Joke

How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming?

A Tree In The Hand Joke

What kind of tree fits in your hand?

Not Bragging

I don't mean to brag but cashiers are always checking me out.

Paper Towel Searcher Joke

What do you call someone who searches for paper towels?

Mirror Mirror On The Wall Joke

We all know that mirrors don't lie... I'm just grateful they don't laugh!

Google Joke

Google must be a woman because it knows everything!

Beard Pun

I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

Pirates Favorite Country

What's is a pirates favorite country?

Embrace Your Mistakes

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes... So, she hugged me.

Take Off Your Bra

I spent twenty minutes trying to get my wife's bra off, I've decided to give up! I wished I had never put it on now.

Texas Capital

What is the capital of Texas?

Stimulus Check Joke

My farmer friend used his stimulus to buy baby chickens. He got his money for nothing and his chicks for free.

EMT Joke

Why did the two EMT's travel together?

Communist Joke

I prefer communist jokes because everyone gets them.

Brunette Joke #2

What's a brunette's mating call?

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