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Skeleton At A Restaurant Joke

What's a skeleton's favorite thing to order at a restaruant?

Halloween Screwdriver Costume Joke

For Halloween I dressed up as a screwdriver... I turned a few heads .

Holiday Jokes — Halloween Screwdriver Costume Joke Joke Meme.

Chocolate Advent Calendar Joke

According to my chocolate advent calendar, there are only 3 days till Christmas

A Cabbie Picks Up A Nun Joke

A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring. He replies: "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you." She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive." "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me." She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic." The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!" "OK," the nun says. "Pull into the next alley." The nun fulfills his fantasy, with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying. "My dear child," says the nun, "why are you crying?" "Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish." The nun says, "That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party.

Frozen Turkey's Joke

So, I was at Walmart earlier. A lady was looking at the frozen turkeys, but she couldn't find one big enough. She asked the stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" He replies with a straight face, "No ma'am, they're dead."

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Halloween Candy Joke

It's the time of the year when I get to pretend the five pounds of candy I'm buying is for Trick-or-Treaters.

What Kind Of Key Opens A Haunted House?

What kind of key opens a haunted house?

What Did Dracula Suffer From After Biting A Snowman Joke

What did Dracula suffer from after biting a snowman?

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What Is Draculas Favorite Fruit Joke

What is Dracula's favorite fruit?

Whats Draculas Favorite Streaming Service Joke

What's Dracula's favorite streaming service?

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