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Joke: Santa got stuck in a chimney a few years back? Now he gets Claustrophobia.
Joke: Where does Santa go after Christmas to relax?
Joke: I never really believed in Santa, always was a rebel without a claus.
Joke: If April showers bring May flowers what do may flowers bring?
Joke: Did you hear Christmas has been canceled? Apparently, Santa is in jail. He was caught last year laying a doll under a tree.
Joke: Be sure to bring up politics during family Thanksgiving to save on Christmas gifts.
Joke: Oh no! Clocks go back on November 1st. and I can't remember where I bought mine from!
Joke: What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
Joke: If two witches watched two watches, which witch would watch which watch?
Joke: The wicked witch from the south watches the watch that’s turning anti-clockwise, so now everyone knows now which witch watches what watch.