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Terrible Breath

Don had terrible breath. One weekend he and his buddy Roger went on a camping trip. They only had one tent so they would have to sleep together. Don's breath was so bad that Roger couldn't stand it in the small closed space of that tent, so he told Don everytime he wanted to say something he should poke him first, then Roger would put his head under their blanket before Don started talking. Right after hearing that, Don promptly pokes Roger who runs for cover under the blanket to hear Don whisper: "Sorry, I farted."

Another Difference Between Men And Women

The difference between men and women is that after being in a relationship for six months a woman wonders if it's time to say 'I love you' and a man wonders if it time to fart in bed.

Fart Jokes — Another Difference Between Men and Women Joke Meme.

EU Fart

The EU is much like a bad fart. Better out than in.

The Maxi Pad And The Fart

What did the maxi-pad say to the fart?

Astronomy Fart

The number of my farts is gastronomical.

Fart Jokes — Astronomy Fart Joke Meme

Don't Force A Fart

Thought I could safely force a fart, but it backfired.

Two Airplane Mechanics Joke

Bob and Tim work at Atlanta airport. Atlanta gets fogged in one night and nothing can take off or land so Bob and Tim have nothing to do. After work Bob and Tim usually have a drink on their way home, so Bob says to Tim, “I heard that you can get a buzz off drinking jet fuel.” Since they have nothing better to do, they try it. Finally, their shift is over and they get to go home. Next morning Bob calls Tim and says, “How are you feeling?” Tim says he's fine, never felt better. Bob asks, “Do you have a hangover?” Tim says no. Then Tim says, “Wow this is great! We can drink all we want and not get a hangover.” Then Bob says, “Well, there is one side effect, Tim. Have you farted yet?” Tim says, “No, why?” Bob says, “I'm calling you from Detroit!”

Two Flies On A Turd

Two flies are eating a turd. One of them farts, and the other one says "Dude, gross. I'm eating."

Fart Jokes — Two Flies On a Turd Joke Meme

Wallet Fart

I farted in my wallet, now I have gas money.

Fart Cutter

What cuts four farts in the morning, two farts at midday, and three farts in the evening?

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