What do you call a person who teaches you how to fart?

A tutor.

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I farted in my wallet, now I have gas money.

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A human fart can be louder than a trombone. I discovered that at my daughter's school concert.

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I'd tell you a fart joke... But I've run out of gas.

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What happens after NASA farts?

It Apollo-gises.

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If you ever fart in public, just yell, "Turbo power!" and walk faster.

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My wife says her farts smell like flowers...

Cauliflowers maybe.

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My thesis on Orbital Flatulence took seven years of hard work. Well, that's what I tell everyone. I was really just farting around.

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