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Atumn

Yo mama is so fat that when all the leaves fall from the tree, she goes outside and farts the yard clean.

Fart Teacher

What do you call a person who teaches you how to fart?

What do you call a person who teaches you how to fart? Joke Meme. — Fart Teacher Joke Meme.

Man's Best Friend Fart Joke

Why is the dog man's best friend?

Two Flies On A Turd

Two flies are eating a turd. One of them farts, and the other one says "Dude, gross. I'm eating."

Never Hold Your Farts

Never hold in your farts. They travel up your spine into your brain... and that's where crappy ideas come from.

Joke Meme. — Never Hold Your Farts Joke Meme

Apple Store Fart

I once farted in the Apple Store and everybody got pissed. It's not my fault they don't have Windows.

Wife Farts

My wife says her farts smell like flowers...

Love Is Like A Fart.

Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, then it's probably crap!

Joke Meme. — Love is like a fart. Joke Meme

Wallet Fart

I farted in my wallet, now I have gas money.

Elevator Fart

I once farted in an elevator. It was wrong on so many levels.

Home Alone Fart

If you're home alone and hear a fart, do you laugh or get scared?

Funny Fart Joke

A boy comes home proudly announces to his parents "Mom, dad, the teacher asked the class a question today and I was the only one who knew the right answer!" The parents are very happy and ask, "That's amazing Lenny! And what was the question?" Sticking out his chest, the boys says, "Who farted?"

What Do The US Military And A Fart Have In Common Joke

What do the US military and a fart have in common?

Public Fart Cover Up

If you ever fart in public, just yell, "Turbo power!" and walk faster.

Fart Louder Than A Trombone Joke

A human fart can be louder than a trombone. I discovered that at my daughter's school concert.

Degree In Flatulence

What degree did the butt get?

Can't Fart Joke

I'd tell you a fart joke... But I've run out of gas.

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