What do you call a person who teaches you how to fart?
I farted in my wallet, now I have gas money.
A human fart can be louder than a trombone. I discovered that at my daughter's school concert.
I'd tell you a fart joke... But I've run out of gas.
What happens after NASA farts?
If you ever fart in public, just yell, "Turbo power!" and walk faster.
My wife says her farts smell like flowers...
My thesis on Orbital Flatulence took seven years of hard work. Well, that's what I tell everyone. I was really just farting around.