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Joke: I accidentally switched toothpaste with hemorrhoid cream. Now my sore tooth's better and my farts are minty fresh.
Joke: I asked my wife if she was going to make a sword out of my fart in bed last night. Cuz she schmelt it!
Joke: I keep swallowing live ammunition. I thought, this time I'm going to go to the hospital, but as usual, I just farted a round at home.
Joke: I love eating German sausage, but it always gives me the wurst farts.
Joke: I once farted in the Apple Store and everybody got pissed. It's not my fault they don't have Windows.
Joke: I want to open a bar that serves nothing but expensive beer and baked beans. I'll call it Farts & Crafts.
Joke: I was startled by a loud fart. I was fartled.
Joke: I'm a fart-artist. The fart is silent
Joke: If a clown farts does it smell funny?
Joke: If two pharaohs farted at the same time, they would have a toot in common.