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Jan 21, 2020 Last updated: Jul 27, 2020

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Can't Fart Joke

I'd tell you a fart joke... But I've run out of gas.

Degree In Flatulence

What degree did the butt get?

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Fart Louder Than A Trombone Joke

A human fart can be louder than a trombone. I discovered that at my daughter's school concert.

Public Fart Cover Up

If you ever fart in public, just yell, "Turbo power!" and walk faster.

Funny Fart Joke

A boy comes home proudly announces to his parents "Mom, dad, the teacher asked the class a question today and I was the only one who knew the right answer!" The parents are very happy and ask, "That's amazing Lenny! And what was the question?" Sticking out his chest, the boys says, "Who farted?"

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What Do The US Military And A Fart Have In Common Joke

What do the US military and a fart have in common?

Love Is Like A Fart.

Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, then it's probably crap!

Elevator Fart

I once farted in an elevator. It was wrong on so many levels.

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Atumn

Yo mama is so fat that when all the leaves fall from the tree, she goes outside and farts the yard clean.

Home Alone Fart

If you're home alone and hear a fart, do you laugh or get scared?

Wallet Fart

I farted in my wallet, now I have gas money.

Apple Store Fart

I once farted in the Apple Store and everybody got pissed. It's not my fault they don't have Windows.

Fart Teacher

What do you call a person who teaches you how to fart?

Wife Farts

My wife says her farts smell like flowers...

Never Hold Your Farts

Never hold in your farts. They travel up your spine into your brain... and that's where crappy ideas come from.

Two Flies On A Turd

Two flies are eating a turd. One of them farts, and the other one says "Dude, gross. I'm eating."

Man's Best Friend Fart Joke

Why is the dog man's best friend?

NASA Farts

What happens after NASA farts?

Silent Farts That Don't Stink

An old woman visits the doctor for a routine check-up. "Doctor, I have constant gas, but the farts are always silent and they don't stink!" The doctor prescribes her some pills and sends her on her way. Two weeks later she returns for a follow-up. "Doctor, I still have constant silent farts, but now they stink!" The doctor replies, "Alright, so we have cleared out those sinuses, now for your hearing..."

Long Fart Joke

Did I ever tell you about the time I had a fart that lasted for an entire minute?

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