119 FART JOKES

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This page is meant to help you find the funniest Fart Jokes.  It includes Fart Jokes for kids, teens and adults. With fart jokes, you often get crude and immature renditions.  Save yourself time by reading the best collection of jokes.

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I'd tell you a fart joke... But I've run out of gas.

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Joke: What degree did the butt get?
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Joke: If you ever fart in public, just yell, "Turbo power!" and walk faster.
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Joke: A human fart can be louder than a trombone. I discovered that at my daughter's school concert.
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Joke: A boy comes home proudly announces to his parents "Mom, dad, the teacher asked the class a question today and I was the only one who knew the right answer!" The parents are very happy and ask, "That's amazing Lenny! And what was the question?" Sticking out his chest, the boys says, "Who farted?"
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Joke: What does the US military and a fart have in common?
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Joke: If you're home alone and hear a fart, do you laugh or get scared?
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Joke: I once farted in an elevator. It was wrong on so many levels.
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Joke: Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, then it's probably crap!
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Joke: My wife says her farts smell like flowers...
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Joke: I farted in my wallet, now I have gas money.
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Joke: I once farted in the Apple Store and everybody got pissed. It's not my fault they don't have Windows.
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Joke: Never hold in your farts. They travel up your spine into your brain... and that's where crappy ideas come from.
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Joke: What happens after NASA farts?
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Joke: Why is the dog man's best friend?
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Joke: Two flies are eating a turd. One of them farts, and the other one says "Dude, gross. I'm eating."
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Joke: What do you call a person who teaches you how to fart?
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Joke: An old woman visits the doctor for a routine check-up. "Doctor, I have constant gas, but the farts are always silent and they don't stink!" The doctor prescribes her some pills and sends her on her way. Two weeks later she returns for a follow-up. "Doctor, I still have constant silent farts, but now they stink!" The doctor replies, "Alright, so we have cleared out those sinuses, now for your hearing..."
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Joke: Bravery is when you have a diarrhea and are trying to fart.
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Joke: Thinking a face mask is going to stop Corona Virus is like thinking you underwear will stop a fart.
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