423 DAD JOKES

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Joke: An eight-year-old girl went to the office with her dad on "Take your kid to work day." As they were walking around the office, the young girl started crying and getting very cranky. He father asked what was wrong with her. As the staff gathered around, she sobbed loudly; "Daddy, where are all the clowns that you said you worked with?"
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Joke: Did you hear about the ATM that was addicted to money?
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Joke: My friend quit his job as manager of a muffler shop. Said he was tired of coming home every night exhausted.
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Joke: Not a single person asked me if I could run fast in my new shoes today. Being an adult is stupid!
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Joke: I was kidnapped by mimes... They did unspeakable things to me.
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Joke: Yesterday a book fell on my head... I only have my shelf to blame.
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Joke: Did you hear about the fellow whose entire left side was cut off?
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Joke: Standing on the edge of the lake, someone shouted across "How do you get to the other side?"
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Joke: What type a dog laughs at every joke?
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Joke: What do you call a dog that won't fetch or listen?
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