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Date Night Joke

I had a date last night and I really enjoyed it. So tonight I'm going to try a fig.

Air Freshener Pun

I've no idea why my new plug in air freshener won't work, I plug it in and switch it on.. nothing!....It just doesn't make scents.

Dad Jokes — Air Freshener Pun Joke Meme.

Pop Culture Joke

My whole life I never read a warning label telling me not to eat laundry detergent or put glue in my hair... Somehow, I just knew.

Phone Call In Middle Of The Night Joke

A married couple is sleeping when the phone rings at 3 AM. The wife picks up the phone and, after a few seconds, replies, "How am I supposed to know? We're 200 miles inland!" and hangs up. Her husband rolls over and asks, "Sweetheart, who was that?" "I don’t know, some dumb woman asking if the coast is clear."

Wise Man Vs A Fool Joke

Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something.

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Drinking Problem Joke

I used to think drinking alcohol was bad for me, so I gave up thinking.

Quitting Is Easy Joke

Quitting Is Easy, It's Not Starting Again That's Hard.

Lego Joke

Lego store reopens after lockdown! Folks lined up for blocks!

Dad Jokes — Lego Joke Joke Meme

Dropped Your Laundry Joke

My wife has just fallen over and dropped a basket full of freshly ironed clothes. I just sat back and watched it all unfold!

Disable Autocorrect Joke

How do I disable the autocorrect function on my wife?

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