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Joke: Yo momma is so fat when she farts she can melt the ice on Pluto.
Joke: Yo mamma so ugly when she goes bungie jumping instead of putting the chord around her ankles they put it around her neck.
Joke: Yo mamma so fat she fell in love... and broke it.
Joke: Yo mama so dumb when someone told her to speak her mind she was speechless.
Joke: Yo mamma so poor that when I saw her kick a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing and she said,"Moving"
Joke: Yo mama's so fat she makes shamu look like a tic-tic.
Joke: Yo mama so fat, she stepped on a scale and it said, "One at a time please."
Joke: Yo mama's so fat she went to Jenny Craig and the only thing she lost was $19.99
Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, she stared at a cup of orange juice for 12 hours because it said "concentrate."
Joke: Yo mama's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.