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Joke: Yo momma's so fat, she has to go on three weight loss systems.
Joke: Yo momma is so fat and hairy, that if she dyed her hair green, people would use her for golf practice.
Joke: Yo momma so fat she has her own area code.
Joke: Yo momma's so ugly, when she went to the house of mirrors, it collapsed.
Joke: Yo Momma is so fat... That when she put on a yellow jacket, kids tried to get her to go to school, because they thought she was the school bus.
Joke: Yo mama is so fat... She was about to jump in the ocean and the ocean jumped out and said you first.
Joke: Yo momma's so fat, her blood type is rocky road.
Joke: Yo momma so stupid... She bought a jigsaw puzzle and took it back to the store because she thought it was broken!
Joke: Yo Momma is so dumb everytime she hears a car horn she yells "Happy New Year!"
Joke: Yo Momma's so fat they show IMAX movies on her butt!