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Yo Momma Jokes
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Joke: Your momma is so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept!
Joke: Yo momma is so short, she stepped in a puddle and drowned.
Joke: Yo mamma so fat that when I swerved around her in my car, I ran out of gas!
Joke: Roses are red, Violets are blue. Yo momma is ugly, And she looks just like you.
Joke: Yo Momma is so Dumb she put training wheels on your tricycle.
Joke: Yo mama so fat, she stepped on a scale and it said, "One at a time please."
Joke: Yo mamma so dumb... She tripped over a cordless phone.
Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, she stared at a cup of orange juice for 12 hours because it said "concentrate."
Joke: Yo momma is so fat when she farts she can melt the ice on Pluto.
Joke: Yo momma so ugly, the whole world faked a virus just to make her wear a mask!
Joke: Yo momma's so fat, her blood type is rocky road.
Joke: Yo momma's so stupid, when they said "Drinks are on the house!" She went and got a ladder.
Joke: Yo momma so stupid... She bought a jigsaw puzzle and took it back to the store because she thought it was broken!
Joke: Yo momma's so ugly, when she went to the house of mirrors, it collapsed.
Joke: Your mama so fat that she's the big rolling ball in the movie Indiana Jones.
Joke: Yo mamma so ugly when she goes bungie jumping instead of putting the chord around her ankles they put it around her neck.
Joke: Yo mama so dumb, she tried to spell out the alphabet with M&M's.
Joke: Yo momma so stupid... she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!
Joke: Yo momma so fat she has her own area code.
Joke: Yo mama is so fat... She was about to jump in the ocean and the ocean jumped out and said you first.