51 Yo Momma Jokes - Fart.com

Jan 21, 2020 Last updated: Feb 17, 2020

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Yo Mamma So Stupid She Took A Ruler To Bed...

Your momma is so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept!

Yo Mamma So Fat....

Yo mamma so fat that when I swerved around her in my car, I ran out of gas!

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Training Wheels

Yo Momma is so Dumb she put training wheels on your tricycle.

Yo Mama So Fat...

Yo mama so fat, she stepped on a scale and it said, "One at a time please."

Yo Momma Is So Dumb...

Yo mamma so dumb... She tripped over a cordless phone.

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Yo Mama So Stupid Orange Juice

Yo mama's so stupid, she stared at a cup of orange juice for 12 hours because it said "concentrate."

Yo Momma Is So Fat When She Farts Joke

Yo momma is so fat when she farts she can melt the ice on Pluto.

Super Bowl Yo Momma Joke

Yo momma so stupid... she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!

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Yo Momma So Ugly...

Yo momma so ugly, the whole world faked a virus just to make her wear a mask!

Yo Momma So Stupi...

Yo momma so stupid... She bought a jigsaw puzzle and took it back to the store because she thought it was broken!

You Momma So Dumb... Spelling Joke

Yo mama so dumb, she tried to spell out the alphabet with M&M's.

Yo Momma Is So Fat She The Big...

Your mama so fat that she's the big rolling ball in the movie Indiana Jones.

Yo Mommas So Stupid Joke

Yo momma's so stupid, when they said "Drinks are on the house!" She went and got a ladder.

Yo Mamma Is So Short...

Yo momma is so short, she stepped in a puddle and drowned.

Yo Momma So Fat Her Blood Type Is...

Yo momma's so fat, her blood type is rocky road.

Yo Momma.. So Stupid

Yo momma is so stupid she drowned in the shower.

Yo Momma Is So Fat That

Yo Momma is so fat... That when she put on a yellow jacket, kids tried to get her to go to school, because they thought she was the school bus.

You Momma So Fat She Fell...

Yo mamma so fat she fell in love... and broke it.

Yo Mamma So Poor...

Yo mamma so poor that when I saw her kick a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing and she said,"Moving"

Atumn

Yo mama is so fat that when all the leaves fall from the tree, she goes outside and farts the yard clean.

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