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Ghost Didn't Eat His Candy Joke

Why didn't the ghost eat his candy?

Inside A Ghosts Nose Joke

What can you find in a ghost's nose?

Word Play Jokes — Inside a Ghosts Nose Joke Joke Meme.

Ghost Hockey Player Joke

What position does a ghost play on his hockey team?

Skeleton At A Restaurant Joke

What's a skeleton's favorite thing to order at a restaruant?

Toilet Paper Hill

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

Word Play Jokes — Toilet Paper Hill Joke Meme

How Much Does A Pirate Pay For Corn Joke

How much does a pirate pay for corn?

Talk About Your Weight Joke

The doctor said to me this morning, "I'd like to talk about your weight." I said, "Well, it was about 25 minutes, but at least the chair was comfy!"

Best Invention Joke

Out of all the inventions over the last 100 years, the dry erase board is the most remarkable.

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Kidnapped By Mimes Joke

I was kidnapped by mimes... They did unspeakable things to me.

Once A Shark, Always A Shark Joke

Two prawns were swimming around in the ocean. One called Justin and the other called Kristian. The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that inhabited the area: Finally one day Justin said to Kristian. "I'm fed up with being a prawn. I wish I was a shark and then I wouldn't have any worries about being eaten." A large mysterious cod appeared and said. "Your wish is granted" Low and behold, Justin turned into a shark. Horrified, Kristian immediately swam away, afraid of being eaten by his old mate. Time passed (as it does) and Justin found life as a shark boring and lonely All his old mates simply swam away whenever he came close to them. Justin didn't realize that his new menacing appearance was the cause of his sad plight. While swimming alone one day he saw the mysterious cod again and he thought perhaps the mysterious fish could change him back into a prawn... He approached the cod and begged to be changed back, and, lo and behold, he found himself turned back into a prawn. With tears of joy in his tiny little eyes, Justin swam to Kristian's home. As he opened the coral gate, memories came flooding back. He banged on the door and shouted. "It's me, Justin, your old friend, come out and see me again," Kristian replied. "No way man, you'll eat me. You're now a shark, the enemy and I'll not be tricked into being your dinner." Justin cried back. "No, I'm not. That was the old me. I've changed... I've found Cod. I'm a Prawn again Kristian."

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