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Joke: Why are pirates great singers?
Joke: Why was the old woman forced to live in a shoe?
Joke: The cashier told me, "Strip down facing me". By the time I realized they meant the debit card, it was too late.
Joke: If you don't pay your exorcist do you get repossessed?
Joke: I hired a handy man and gave home a list of jobs to do. When I got home, only #1, #3 and #5 were done. Turns out he only does odd jobs.
Joke: Be careful when you eat at Sam and Ella's diner.
Joke: I never finish anything... I have a black belt in partial arts.
Joke: My friend Jack claims he can communicate with vegetables. Jack and the beans talk.
Joke: I’ve just checked my home insurance policy and apparently if my duvet is stolen in the middle of the night, I’m not covered.
Joke: How many bites of the forbidden fruit did Adam and Eve take?