Chichi.the.pig

Joke Count: 36

Pig Soap Joke

Why did the pig hide the soap?

Pig Letters

What do you call pigs that write each other?

Pig Tug Of War Joke

What do you call two pigs playing tug of war?

Three Little Pigs Joke

A pig walks into a bar and asks for a glass of water. It drinks it, then asks where the bathroom is. The bartender points him in the right direction and pays no more attention to the pig. Another pig walks into the bar, orders two glasses of water. He drinks them and asks where the bathroom is. The bartender points him in the right direction and then turns his attention back to his work. A third pig walks in, orders five glasses of water, and drinks them all down. He gets up to leave and says goodbye to the bartender. "Wait," says the bartender, curious, "Aren't you going to ask where the bathroom is?" "Nope," says the pig, "I'm the pig that goes wee wee wee all the way home."

I Try To Avoid Things That Make Me Fat Joke

I try to avoid things that make me fat... Like scales, mirrors, and photographs!

Sleeping With Pigs

I heard some guys talking about you yesterday. One said that you weren't fit to sleep with pigs, but I stuck up for you; I said you were!

Pig With Laryngitis Joke

Did you hear about the pig with laryngitis?

Pig's Secret Message

How do pigs send secret messages?

Intermittent Fasting Joke

For the new year, I've been trying intermittent fasting. So far I'm up to 12 minutes without eating and to be honest, I love the results!

Pig Thief Joke

What do you call a pig thief?

Pigs And Centipedes

What do you get when you cross a pig and a centipede?

Girl Pig Breakup Joke

Why did the girl pig break up with her boyfriend?

Sick Pig Joke

How do you take a sick pig to the hospital?

Pig Drivers Joke

Why are pigs bad drivers?

Smartest Pig In The World

Who is the smartest pig in the world?

Basketball Pig Joke

What do you call a pig that plays basketball?

Diet Rule #1 Joke

If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn't contain any calories.

Cheeto Diet Joke

I couldn't understand why I couldn't lose weight. Turns out there were saying KETO, not Cheeto!

Pig Sunbathing Joke

Why did the pig stop sunbathing?

Trendy Pig Joke

What do you call a trendy pig?

Pig Loses His Voice

If a pig loses his voice, does that mean he's disgruntled?

Shakespeare Pig Joke

What’s a pig’s favourite Shakespeare play?

Don't Rob A Bank With A Pig

Why should you never rob a bank with a pig?

Pig In The Road Joke.

Why did the pig stand in the middle of the road?

Three Eyed Pig Joke

What do you call a pig with three eyes?

Pig Hired At A Restaurant Joke

Why did the pig get hired at the restaurant?

Pig Write A Letter Joke

How does a pig write a letter?

Pig Dressed In Black Joke

Why would a pig dressed in all black never get bullied?

Pig With Ink On His Face Joke

Why did the pig have ink all over his face?

Cross A Pig And An Canary Joke

What do you get when you cross a pig and a canary?

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