Chichi.the.pig

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Why did the pig hide the soap?

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What do you call two pigs playing tug of war?

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What do you call pigs that write each other?

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A pig walks into a bar and asks for a glass of water. It drinks it, then asks where the bathroom is. The bartender points him in the right direction and pays no more attention to the pig. Another pig walks into the bar, orders two glasses of water. He drinks them and asks where the bathroom is. The bartender points him in the right direction and then turns his attention back to his work. A third pig walks in, orders five glasses of water, and drinks them all down. He gets up to leave and says goodbye to the bartender. "Wait," says the bartender, curious, "Aren't you going to ask where the bathroom is?" "Nope," says the pig, "I'm the pig that goes wee wee wee all the way home."

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How do pigs send secret messages?

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How do pigs send a secret message?

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What do you get when you cross a pig and a centipede?

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What do you call a pig thief?

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Why did the girl pig break up with her boyfriend?

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Why are pigs bad drivers?

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I heard some guys talking about you yesterday. One said that you weren't fit to sleep with pigs, but I stuck up for you; I said you were!

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Who is the smartest pig in the world?

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What do you call a pig that plays basketball?

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How do you take a sick pig to the hospital?

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Why did the pig stop sunbathing?

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What do you call a trendy pig?

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If a pig loses his voice, does that mean he's disgruntled?

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How does a pig write a letter?

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What’s a pig’s favourite Shakespeare play?

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Why did the pig stand in the middle of the road?

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Why did the pig get hired at the restaurant?

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What do you call a pig with three eyes?

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Why did the pig have ink all over his face?

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What do you get when you cross a pig and a canary?

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Why would a pig dressed in all black never get bullied?

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What happens when you put a pig in a musical?

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What do you get when a pig mixes two colours?

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What did the pig dress up as for Halloween?

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What do you call a pig with invisible legs?

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