Chichi.the.pig

Joke Count: 36
Joke: Why did the pig hide the soap?
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Joke: I try to avoid things that make me fat... Like scales, mirrors, and photographs!
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Joke: What do you call two pigs playing tug of war?
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Joke: A pig walks into a bar and asks for a glass of water. It drinks it, then asks where the bathroom is. The bartender points him in the right direction and pays no more attention to the pig. Another pig walks into the bar, orders two glasses of water. He drinks them and asks where the bathroom is. The bartender points him in the right direction and then turns his attention back to his work. A third pig walks in, orders five glasses of water, and drinks them all down. He gets up to leave and says goodbye to the bartender. "Wait," says the bartender, curious, "Aren't you going to ask where the bathroom is?" "Nope," says the pig, "I'm the pig that goes wee wee wee all the way home."
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Joke: What do you call pigs that write each other?
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Joke: How do pigs send secret messages?
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Joke: Did you hear about the pig with laryngitis?
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Joke: I heard some guys talking about you yesterday. One said that you weren't fit to sleep with pigs, but I stuck up for you; I said you were!
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Joke: What do you get when you cross a pig and a centipede?
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Joke: What do you call a pig thief?
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Joke: For the new year, I've been trying intermittent fasting. So far I'm up to 12 minutes without eating and to be honest, I love the results!
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Joke: Why did the girl pig break up with her boyfriend?
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Joke: Why are pigs bad drivers?
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Joke: Who is the smartest pig in the world?
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Joke: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn't contain any calories.
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Joke: What do you call a pig that plays basketball?
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Joke: How do you take a sick pig to the hospital?
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Joke: I couldn't understand why I couldn't lose weight. Turns out there were saying KETO, not Cheeto!
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Joke: Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
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Joke: What do you call a trendy pig?
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Joke: If a pig loses his voice, does that mean he's disgruntled?
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Joke: What’s a pig’s favourite Shakespeare play?
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Joke: Why did the pig stand in the middle of the road?
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Joke: Why should you never rob a bank with a pig?
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Joke: What do you call a pig with three eyes?
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Joke: Why did the pig get hired at the restaurant?
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Joke: How does a pig write a letter?
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Joke: Why did the pig have ink all over his face?
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Joke: What do you get when you cross a pig and a canary?
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Joke: Why would a pig dressed in all black never get bullied?
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