66 HALLOWEEN JOKES FOR KIDS AND ADULTS

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Joke: Why didn't the zombie like his new house?
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Joke: What did the Jack-O-Lantern say to the pumpkin?
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Joke: How do you fix a damaged Jack-O-Lantern?
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Joke: Why is Dracula so easy to trick on Halloween?
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Joke: What did the ghost say to his wife?
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Joke: What can you find in a ghost's nose?
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Joke: What's a ghosts favorite food?
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Joke: The wicked witch from the south watches the watch that’s turning anti-clockwise, so now everyone knows now which witch watches what watch.
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Joke: What did the skeleton say to the dog?
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Joke: Where do ghost's go on vacation?
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Joke: What do skeletons travel around in?
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Joke: Why are graveyards so noisy?
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Joke: Why are skeletons so calm?
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Joke: Why do vampires need mouthwash?
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Joke: Why are ghosts terrible liars?
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Joke: What would be the national holiday for a nation of vampires?
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Joke: Where do ghosts like to travel on vacation?
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Joke: What’s another term for a will?
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Joke: What position does a ghost play on his hockey team?
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Joke: Why did the ghost have to leave the halloween party?
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66 Halloween Jokes Answers:

  1. Because, there was no living room!
  2. Cut it out!
  3. You use a pumpkin patch.
  4. Because he’s a sucker.
  5. You are very boo-tiful!
  6. Boo-gers!
  7. Boo-Berries!
  9. Bone-Appetite!
  10. The Boo-hamas!
  11. A skele-copter!
  12. Because of all the coffin-s!
  13. Because, nothing gets under their skin.
  14. Because they have bat breath!
  15. Because, you can see right through them!
  16. Fangs-giving!
  17. The Dead Sea!
  18. A dead giveaway!
  19. Ghoulie!
  20. He couldn't handle his boo's!