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66 HALLOWEEN JOKES FOR KIDS AND ADULTS
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Trick Or Treating With Twin Witches Joke
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What makes trick or treating with twin witches so challenging?
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Black Cat Bad Luck Joke
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?
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What Kind Of Key Opens A Haunted House?
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What kind of key opens a haunted house?
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Skeleton Go To School Joke
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Why didn’t the skeleton want to go to school?
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Ghost Sailor Halloween Joke
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What do you get if you cross a ghost with a sailor?
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Pumpkin Math
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What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
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Pig Halloween Costume Joke
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What did the pig dress up as for Halloween?
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Halloween And Christmas
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Why do mathematicians always confuse Halloween and Christmas?
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66 Halloween Jokes Answers:
You never know which witch is which!
When you are a mouse!
A spook-key!
Because his heart wasn't in it!
A sea-ghoul!
Pumpkin π.
Frankenswine!
Because 31/8(oct) and 25/10 (dec): 31 in base 8 = 25 in base 10, 25=8*3 + 1, 25= 10*2 + 5.