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Joke: Of course I don't look busy, I did it right the first time.
Joke: Nothing is impossible for the person who doesn't have to do it.
Joke: Some days you're the Dog, & Some days you're the Hydrant.
Joke: If marriage were outlawed, only outlaws would have in-laws.
Joke: I don't mean to brag but cashiers are always checking me out.
Joke: Google must be a woman because it knows everything!
Joke: Always wanted to be a comedian but everyone just laughed at me!
Joke: If you go Skydiving, and your parachute fails, you have the rest of your life to try to fix it.
Joke: My brother mounted a dartboard on the ceiling of his man cave. This made me throw up.
Joke: A sheep, a drum and a snake fall down a cliff... Baa-dumm-tss.