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Joke: Broken pencils are pointless.
Joke: A Roman citizen walks into a bar raises two fingers and says to the waiter, "five beers, please."
Joke: Since light travels faster that sound, some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Joke: I tried to catch some fog... I mist!
Joke: When it rains do tall people get wet first?
Joke: If George is 68 and his girlfriend is 22, how much money does George have?
Joke: The only art coming out of you is in a fart!
Joke: How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
Joke: Just read the CEO of IKEA was appointed Prime Minister of Sweden. He's currently assembling his cabinet.
Joke: I'm reading a book called "Quick Money for Dummies", by Robin Banks.
Joke: Sometimes it takes me eight hours to get nothing done.
Joke: Did you know there are no canaries on the Canary Islands? Same as with the Virgin Islands... No canaries there either.
Joke: When I get a headache, I take two aspirin and keep away from children just like it says on the bottle.
Joke: You've all heard of TGIF - Thank God It's Friday, right? Well my Assistant refers to Friday as POETS day... Piss Off Early, Tomorrow's Saturday!
Joke: If you took an IQ test, the results would be negative.
Joke: To the person who invented bread. I'd like to propose a toast.
Joke: I used to be a people person... but people ruined that for me!
Joke: A sheep, a drum and a snake fall down a cliff... Baa-dumm-tss.
Joke: Loosing weight doesn't seem like it's working, so I'm going to concentrate on getting taller.
Joke: I don't mean to brag but cashiers are always checking me out.