78 One Liner Jokes - Fart.com

Jan 21, 2020 Last updated: Oct 12, 2020

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Pencil Pun

Broken pencils are pointless.

Roman Numerals

A Roman citizen walks into a bar raises two fingers and says to the waiter, "five beers, please."

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The Speed Of Light

Since light travels faster that sound, some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

How To Catch Fog

I tried to catch some fog... I mist!

When It Rains

When it rains do tall people get wet first?

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Today's Math Problem

If George is 68 and his girlfriend is 22, how much money does George have?

The Only Art Coming Out Of You Joke

The only art coming out of you is in a fart!

Idiot In Suspense

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

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Quick Money For Dummies Joke

I'm reading a book called "Quick Money for Dummies", by Robin Banks.

IKEA Was Appointed Prime Minister Of Sweden Joke

Just read the CEO of IKEA was appointed Prime Minister of Sweden. He's currently assembling his cabinet.

How To Cure A Headache

When I get a headache, I take two aspirin and keep away from children just like it says on the bottle.

Canary Island Joke

Did you know there are no canaries on the Canary Islands? Same as with the Virgin Islands... No canaries there either.

Eight Hour Day

Sometimes it takes me eight hours to get nothing done.

You've All Heard Of TGIF...

You've all heard of TGIF - Thank God It's Friday, right? Well my Assistant refers to Friday as POETS day... Piss Off Early, Tomorrow's Saturday!

IQ Test Results

If you took an IQ test, the results would be negative.

Cheers To Bread

To the person who invented bread. I'd like to propose a toast.

Losing Weight Joke

Loosing weight doesn't seem like it's working, so I'm going to concentrate on getting taller.

People Person Joke

I used to be a people person... but people ruined that for me!

A Really Dumb Dad Joke

A sheep, a drum and a snake fall down a cliff... Baa-dumm-tss.

Not Bragging

I don't mean to brag but cashiers are always checking me out.

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