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Joke: How do you slow down a running horse?
Joke: You've all heard of TGIF - Thank God It's Friday, right? Well my Assistant refers to Friday as POETS day... Piss Off Early, Tomorrow's Saturday!
Joke: No one is listening to you until you make a mistake.
Joke: Corduroy pillows, they're making headlines.
Joke: An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.
Joke: Not only am I redundant and superfluous, but I also tend to use more words than necessary.
Joke: Why do psychics ask so many questions when they supposedly already know the answers?
Joke: Ever wonder why bottled water costs so much when there is so much of it?
Joke: I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it.
Joke: A woman walked into a bar and asked the barman for a double entendre, so he gave her one.