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Joke: Loosing weight doesn't seem like it's working, so I'm going to concentrate on getting taller.
Joke: My mother always told me if you can't say anything nice, then don't say anything at all... And some people wonder why I'm so quiet around them!
Joke: When I get a headache, I take two aspirin and keep away from children just like it says on the bottle.
Joke: I used to be a people person... but people ruined that for me!
Joke: Your mind is a garden. Your thoughts are the seeds. You can grow flowers or you can grow weeds!
Joke: I have a fear of speed bumps... I'm slowly getting over it.
Joke: A group of baboons is called a congress. (that is the joke)
Joke: Your pants won't get to tight if you don't wear any.
Joke: My wife yelled down from upstairs and asked, "Do you ever get a shooting pain across your body like someone's got a voodoo doll of you and they're stabbing it?" I replied, "No." She responded, "How about now?"
Joke: Some people won't admit their faults. I would if I had any.