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Danger!

You are in a car travelling at a constant speed. On your left is a valley, and on your right is a fire engine travelling at the same speed as you. In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car, and you can't overtake it. Behind you is a helicopter, flying at ground level; both are travelling at the same speed as you. What must you do to get out of this highly dangerous situation?

Why Did Humpty Dumpty Have A Great Fall?

Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?

Kid Jokes — Why Did Humpty Dumpty Have a Great Fall? Joke Meme.

Flakes

Girl 1: "This morning my dad gave me soap-flakes instead of corn flakes for breakfast!" Girl 2: "I bet you were angry with him!" Girl 1: "Angry?! I was foaming at the mouth!"

Batman And Robin

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile?

Riddle

What can you catch but not throw?

Kid Jokes — Riddle Joke Meme

Peek-a-boo Joke

Where do you take someone when they've been in a peek-a-boo accident?

Woods And Running

How far can you run in the woods?

Mummy, Mummy

Mummy, mummy. There's a man at the door with a bill.

Kid Jokes — Mummy, mummy Joke Meme

Tickle Me Elmo

What did they give Tickle-Me-Elmo before he left the factory?

Don't Sit On The Toilet Too Long

A little three year old boy is sitting on the toilet. His mother thinks he has been in there too long, so she goes in to see what's up. The little boy is sitting on the toilet reading a book. But about every 10 seconds or so he puts the book down, grips onto to the toilet seat with his left hand and hits himself on top of the head with his right hand. His mother says: "Billy, are you all right? You've been in here for a while… Billy says: "I'm fine, mommy…i just haven't gone 'doody' yet." Mother says: "ok, you can stay here a few more minutes. But, Billy, why are you hitting yourself on the head?" Billy says: "works for ketchup."

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