Yo mama is so fat... She was about to jump in the ocean and the ocean jumped out and said you first.

What's round and hard and sticks so far out of a man's pajamas you can hang a hat on it?

Yo momma's so fat, her blood type is rocky road.

Yo momma so stupid... She bought a jigsaw puzzle and took it back to the store because she thought it was broken!

Yo Momma is so dumb everytime she hears a car horn she yells "Happy New Year!"

Yo Momma's so fat they show IMAX movies on her butt!

Yo momma is so short, she stepped in a puddle and drowned.

Yo momma's so stupid, she watches television on an Etch-A-Sketch.

Yo mama's so cross-eyed, when I was banging her she thought she was getting a threesome!

Yo mamma so fat that when I swerved around her in my car, I ran out of gas!

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