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Joke: My wife left me because of my obsession with horoscopes...it Taurus apart.
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Joke: Poop jokes aren't my favorite kind of jokes, but they are a solid number two.
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Joke: I told my son he couldn't watch the orchestra anymore and he asked why? Because there's too much sax and violins!
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Joke: This lady found out her dog could hardly hear so she took it to the veterinarian. He found that the problem was hair in its ears. He cleaned both ears and the dog could hear fine. The vet then proceeded to tell the lady that if she wanted to keep this from recurring she should go to the store and get some "Nair" hair remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a month. The lady goes to the drug store and gets some "Nair" hair remover. At the register, the druggist tells her, "If you’re going to use this under your arms don't use deodorant for a few days." The lady says: "I'm not using it under my arms." The druggist says: "If you're using it on your legs don’t shave for a couple of days." The lady says: "I’m not using it on my legs either; if you must know, I'm using it on my schnauzer.." The druggist says: "Stay off your bicycle for at least a week."
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Joke: How to you find Will Smith in the snow?
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Joke: What did the Little Mermaid wear to math class?
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Joke: I was reading a book about lubricants... It was non-friction.
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Joke: How much did Santa pay to park his sleigh?
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Joke: I almost tripped over my wife’s bra the other day... I'm sure it was a booby trap.
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Joke: I try to say "mucho" when I'm around my Hispanic friends... It means a lot to them!
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