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Horoscope Joke

My wife left me because of my obsession with horoscopes...it Taurus apart.

Poop Joke

Poop jokes aren't my favorite kind of jokes, but they are a solid number two.

Word Play Jokes — Poop Joke Joke Meme.

Orchestra Joke

I told my son he couldn't watch the orchestra anymore and he asked why? Because there's too much sax and violins!

Nair Hair Removal Warnings!

This lady found out her dog could hardly hear so she took it to the veterinarian. He found that the problem was hair in its ears. He cleaned both ears and the dog could hear fine. The vet then proceeded to tell the lady that if she wanted to keep this from recurring she should go to the store and get some "Nair" hair remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a month. The lady goes to the drug store and gets some "Nair" hair remover. At the register, the druggist tells her, "If you’re going to use this under your arms don't use deodorant for a few days." The lady says: "I'm not using it under my arms." The druggist says: "If you're using it on your legs don’t shave for a couple of days." The lady says: "I’m not using it on my legs either; if you must know, I'm using it on my schnauzer.." The druggist says: "Stay off your bicycle for at least a week."

Will Smith In The Snow

How to you find Will Smith in the snow?

Word Play Jokes — Will Smith in the snow Joke Meme

Little Mermaid Joke

What did the Little Mermaid wear to math class?

Lubricants

I was reading a book about lubricants... It was non-friction.

Santa Sleigh

How much did Santa pay to park his sleigh?

Word Play Jokes — Santa Sleigh Joke Meme

Wife Bra

I almost tripped over my wife’s bra the other day... I'm sure it was a booby trap.

Hispanic Friends

I try to say "mucho" when I'm around my Hispanic friends... It means a lot to them!

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