441 WORD PLAY JOKES

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Joke: It's autumn. My wife asked me why I won't rake the leaves?. I said, "It's because they're called leaves. If they were called pick-me-ups I would pick them up, but they're called leaves so I leave them."
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Joke: Can you tie a knot? "I cannot." "So can you tie a knot?" "No, I cannot knot." "Not knot?" "Who's there?"
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Joke: Why did Beethoven get rid of all his chickens?
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Joke: Singing in the shower is all fun and game until you get soap in your mouth. Then it becomes a soap opera.
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Joke: Why did the two EMT's travel together?
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Joke: Hey, did you hear about the experiment where they blessed the rains down in Africa?
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Joke: Did you know that people who have to wear glasses with their mask... may be entitled to condensation.
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Joke: Dogs can't read an MRI but CATScan!
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Joke: What do you get when you pick a pig's nose?
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Joke: I heard on the news that Search and Rescue had plucked 2 stranded fishermen out of the ocean and were looking for their capsized boat. I thought, Gee, how are they ever going to find something that small.
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