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Falling Autumn Leaves

It's autumn. My wife asked me why I won't rake the leaves?. I said, "It's because they're called leaves. If they were called pick-me-ups I would pick them up, but they're called leaves so I leave them."

Knot Joke

Can you tie a knot? "I cannot." "So can you tie a knot?" "No, I cannot knot." "Not knot?" "Who's there?"

Word Play Jokes — Knot Joke Joke Meme.

Beethoven's Chickens

Why did Beethoven get rid of all his chickens?

Singing In The Shower

Singing in the shower is all fun and game until you get soap in your mouth. Then it becomes a soap opera.

EMT Joke

Why did the two EMT's travel together?

Word Play Jokes — EMT Joke Joke Meme

Blessed The Rains Joke

Hey, did you hear about the experiment where they blessed the rains down in Africa?

Wearing Glasses With A Mask

Did you know that people who have to wear glasses with their mask... may be entitled to condensation.

Dogs Can't Read

Dogs can't read an MRI but CATScan!

Word Play Jokes — Dogs can't read Joke Meme

Pig Nose Joke

What do you get when you pick a pig's nose?

Search And Rescue Joke

I heard on the news that Search and Rescue had plucked 2 stranded fishermen out of the ocean and were looking for their capsized boat. I thought, Gee, how are they ever going to find something that small.

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