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Joke: What movie is really the sequel to April Fools?
Joke: Hey, did you hear about the actress Reese... something, who commited suicide?
Joke: I dated a crosseyed girl but I just knew she was seeing someone on the side.
Joke: An agnostic dyslexic insomniac must stay awake all night long wondering if there really is a dog.
Joke: I bought a book on anti-gravity and just can't seem to put it down.
Joke: People who confuse the words "burro" and "burrow" don't know their a$$ from a hole in the ground.
Joke: Why do they call them apartments when they are all stuck together?
Joke: I hate it when people don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". There stupid.
Joke: Doctor says I have the Christmas flu. He called it tinselitis.
Joke: I swallowed a dictionary. It gave me the Thesaurus throat I've ever had.