The Joker

Question 1

Santa’s Favorite Singer Joke

Who is Santa's favorite singer?

Question 2

Do It Right The First Time

Of course I don't look busy, I did it right the first time.

Question 3

Chemist Joke

I don't want to get to technical but... Chemists think alcohol is a solution!

Question 4

Class Trip Pun

Class trip to Coca-Cola. I hope there's no pop quiz.

Question 5

Most Famous Married Women In America

Who is the most famous married woman in The United States?

Question 6

Digging And Filling Holes

There were two men working for the city council. One would dig and dig and dig until a deep hole in the ground appeared. The other would come behind him and fill the hole with piles of dirt. The two men worked furiously: one digging a hole, the other filling it up again. A man was watching the pair from the footpath but couldn’t understand what they were doing. Finally, he had to ask. He said to the hole digger: “I appreciate how hard you work, but what are you doing? You dig a hole and your partner comes behind you and fills it up again!” The hole digger replied: “Oh yeah, it must look funny, but the guy who plants the trees is sick today.”

Question 7

Jewish Grandma

A Jewish grandmother is giving directions to her grown grandson who is coming to visit with his wife. "You come to the front door of the apartment. I am in apartment 301. There is a big panel at the front door. With your elbow, push button 30. I will buzz you in. Come inside, the elevator is on the right. Get in and with your elbow, push 3. When you get out, I'm on the left. With your elbow, hit my doorbell." "Grandma, that sounds easy, but, why am I hitting all these buttons with my elbow?....... "What..... You're coming empty handed?"

Question 8

Rodent Repellent Joke

Has anyone else used WD40 to get rid of mice?

Question 9

Weed And Books

If you smoke weed, you get high. If you read books, you get educated. If you do both, you get highly educated.

Question 10

Dubai Abu Dhabi Difference Joke

What is the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

Question 11

Hold Water Joke

Someone asked me to name two structures that hold water. I was like well damn.

Question 12

What Do You Get If You Are Allergic To Noodles?

What do you get if you are allergic to noodles?

Question 13

Why Did The Dragon Sleep All Day?

Why did the dragon sleep all day?

Question 14

Honeymoon Surprise

Fred and Mary got married, but can't afford a honeymoon, so they go back to Fred's parent's home for their first night together. In the morning, Johnny, Fred's little brother, gets up and has his breakfast. As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his Mom if Fred and Mary are up yet. She replies, "No". Johnny asks, "Do you know what I think?" His mom replies, "I don't want to hear what you think! Just go to school." Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, "Are Fred and Mary up yet?" She replies, "No." Johnny says, "Do you know what I think?" His mom replies, "Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go back to school." After school, Johnny comes home and asks again, "Are Fred and Mary up yet?" His mom says "No." He asks, "Do you know what I think?" His Mom replies, "Ok, do tell me what you think?" He says: "Last night Fred came to my room for the Vaseline and I think I gave him my airplane glue."

Question 15

Steal A Coat Joke

How do you steal a coat?

Question 16

Psychiatrist Pun

This guy walks into a psychiatrist's office completely wrapped in cellophane. The doctor looks at the guy and says "well I can obviously see your nuts."

Question 17

What Did Dracula Suffer From After Biting A Snowman Joke

What did Dracula suffer from after biting a snowman?

Question 18

Building With The Most Stories Joke

What building in your town has the most stories?

Question 19

Trick Or Treating With Twin Witches Joke

What makes trick or treating with twin witches so challenging?

Question 20

What Do You Call Dracula When Hes Shopping For Bargains Joke

What do you call Dracula when he's shopping for bargains?

Question 21

Dolly Parton Diet

My friend Joe recently went on the Dolly Parton diet.... It really made Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe Lean, Joe leannnnn!

Question 22

A Parachutist Joke

A parachutist is falling towards earth and can't get his parachute to open. Surprisingly he sees a guy flying up from earth and yells over to him "hey do you know anything about parachutes?" the other guys respond "no, do you know anything about gas grills?!

Question 23

Final Memory Joke

Your final memory will be going down a dark tunnel with a light at the end... That's my earliest memory too!

Question 24

Quiet Dog Joke

What do you give your dog when you want it to be quiet?

Question 25

Mother Of Jesus Joke

Since Mary is the mother of Jesus and Jesus is the lamb of God... Does that mean Mary had a little lamb?

Question 26

Dog Zoo Joke

Did you hear about the zoo where the only exhibit was a dog?

Question 27

Timing Is Everything Joke

Time is what keeps everything from happening at once.

Question 28

Sheep Vacation Destination Joke

Where do sheep go on vacation?

Question 29

Did You Know Alligator Vs Crocodile Joke

Did you know? You can distinguish between an alligator and a crocodile by paying attention to whether the animal sees you later or after a while.

Question 30

Zoo With No Dogs Joke

What do you call a zoo with no dogs?

The Joker

Santa’s Favorite Singer Joke

Do It Right The First Time

Chemist Joke

Class Trip Pun

Most Famous Married Women In America

Digging And Filling Holes

Jewish Grandma

Rodent Repellent Joke

Weed And Books

Dubai Abu Dhabi Difference Joke

Hold Water Joke

What Do You Get If You Are Allergic To Noodles?

Why Did The Dragon Sleep All Day?

Honeymoon Surprise

Steal A Coat Joke

Psychiatrist Pun

What Did Dracula Suffer From After Biting A Snowman Joke

Building With The Most Stories Joke

Trick Or Treating With Twin Witches Joke

What Do You Call Dracula When Hes Shopping For Bargains Joke

Dolly Parton Diet

A Parachutist Joke

Final Memory Joke

Quiet Dog Joke

Mother Of Jesus Joke

Dog Zoo Joke

Timing Is Everything Joke

Sheep Vacation Destination Joke

Did You Know Alligator Vs Crocodile Joke

Zoo With No Dogs Joke

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