The Joker

Joke Count: 1231

Illiterate Witch Joke

Why did the illiterate witch get kicked out of the coven?

Sheep Wool Joke

Which side of the sheep has the most wool?⁣

Kissed By A Vampire Joke

What’s it like to be kissed by a vampire?

How To Drove In The Winter

Tips for winter driving. 1) Install winter tires. 2) Drive south. 3) Continue until you see palm trees. 4) Apply brakes and sunscreen.

Ghosts Are Terrible Liars Joke

Why are ghosts terrible liars?

Your Type

Times New Roman and Helvetica walk into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your type in here."

Ghost Call Mom And Dad Joke

What does a ghost call his mom and dad?

Dog Gunfight Pun

A dog walks into a bar in the old west days and ends up in a fight. They go out in the street and in a shootout he gets his gun shot out of his hand. He comes back into the saloon the next day with his gun strapped on the other side and says .."I want to see the son of a bitch that shot my paw?"

Witch At The Beach Joke

What do you call a witch that lives at the beach?

Skeleton Scary Movie Joke

Why didn't the skeleton go to see a scary movie?

Algebra Relationship Joke

When are relationships like algebra?

Immature Joke

A friend kept telling me how immature I am so I told him to get out of my fort.

Ghost In The Fog Joke

What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog?

The Favorite Child

I wish my siblings would stop calling me "spoiled" just because I'm the baby in the family. The fact is, my parents kept having children until they found one they liked. It's so not my issue.

Ghost Favorite Place To Live Joke

Where is a ghosts favorite place to live?

Corona Joke

You said you were sick... No, I said I had a case of Corona.

Ghost Hockey Player Joke

What position does a ghost play on his hockey team?

Talk About Your Weight Joke

The doctor said to me this morning, "I'd like to talk about your weight." I said, "Well, it was about 25 minutes, but at least the chair was comfy!"

Emergency Room Pun

A guy ends up in the emergency room from eating bad horse meat. The doctor told his family he's in stable condition.

More Lives Than A Cat Joke

What animal has more lives than a cat?

Cure For Shyness Joke

So you suffer from shyness? Do you wish you were sometimes more assertive? Ask you Doctor or Pharmacist about Tequila!

Two Jumper Cables Joke

Two jumper cables walk into a bar and the bartender says you better not start something here.

It's Inevitable

Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.

Doing The Impossible

Nothing is impossible for the person who doesn't have to do it.

Dogs And Fire Hydrants Joke

Some days you're the Dog, & Some days you're the Hydrant.

What Do You Get If You Cross An Angry Sheep And A Moody Cow?

What do you get if you cross an angry sheep and a moody cow?

Mal Practice

A woman sued a Hospital stating that after a recent treatment her husband had lost all interest in sex. The Hospital in their defense stated... "All we did was correct his eyesight!"

Dyslexic Pun

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

Bladder Infection Pun

When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.

A Flock Of Terns Flew Into My Marijuana Plants

A flock of Terns flew into my marijuana plants and ate most of them. There was no Tern unstoned.

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