The Joker

Question 1

Two Flames Fall In Love Joke

What did the flame say to his buddies after he fell in love?

Question 2

Iron Man Joke

Why Iron-man and not Fe-male?

Question 3

Guy With No Arms And No Legs, In A Pot Of Boiling Water Joke

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, in a pot of boiling water?

Question 4

Tweety Bird Hospital Joke

Why did the Tweety bird go the hospital?

Question 5

Rabbits Walking Backwards Joke

What do you call a bunch of rabbits walking backwards?

Question 6

A Bridge To Hawaii Joke

A biker was riding his Harley along a California highway, when suddenly the sky cleared above his head and in a booming voice, the Lord said: Because you have tried to be faithful to me and always, I will grant you one wish. The biker pulled over and said, build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want. The Lord said your request is materialistic. Think of all the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required reaching the bottom of the Pacific, and the concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind. The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, Lord, I wish that I and all men could understand women; I want to know how she feels inside, what she’s thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, when she cries, what she means when she says nothing is wrong, when she snaps and complains when I try to help, and how I can make a woman truly happy. The Lord replied, “ do you want two lanes or four lanes on that bridge?”

Question 7

The Wrong Valentine's Day Flowers

What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?

Question 8

Christmas Is Cancelled Joke

Did you hear Christmas has been canceled? Apparently, Santa is in jail. He was caught last year laying a doll under a tree.

Question 9

Two Elephants Swimming Joke

Why did the two elephants decide not to go swimming together?

Question 10

Horse Sport Joke

What sport do horses like playing the most?

Question 11

Worse Than Raining Cats And Dogs Joke

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

Question 12

Candy Under Pillow Joke

Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Question 13

Stegosauruses Joke

Why are stegosauruses, such good volleyball players?

Question 14

No Vacation This Year.

I just told my suitcase that we're not going on vacation this year. Now I'm dealing with emotional baggage.

Question 15

Cats Favorite Color Joke

What's a cats favorite color?

Question 16

Cat's Favorite Nursery Rhyme Joke

What's a cat's favourite nursery rhyme?

Question 17

What Do Scientist To With Dog Bones Joke

What do scientist to with dog bones?

Question 18

A New Parents Favorite Christmas Carol Joke

What is my mommy and daddy’s favorite Christmas carol?

Question 19

Dog Flower Vegetable Joke

What do you get when you cross a dog, a flower and a vegetable?

Question 20

Exersize And Life Expectancy

Rabbits jump and the live for an average of 8 years. Dog's run and they live for an average of 15 years. Turtles do nothing and can live for over 15o years... Lesson learned.

Question 21

Only One Yogi Bear Joke

Why did god make only one Yogi Bear?

Question 22

Frog Parking Only

What happens when a frog illegally parks?

Question 23

Carbs Are The Enemy

Bread is like the sun, it rises in the yeast and sets in the waist.

Question 24

Astronauts Feet Joke

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?

Question 25

Leftover Bacon?

Someone asked me what to do with leftover bacon. I've never heard of that kind of bacon.

Question 26

Minneapolis Joke

We all know where the Big Apple is, but does anyone know where the Minneapolis?

Question 27

Cat The Doesn't Tell The Truth Joke

What do you call a cat that doesn't tell the truth?

Question 28

Baby Fish Sleep Joke

Where do baby fish sleep?

Question 29

Why Do Male Dogs Float In Water Joke

Why do male dogs float in water?

Question 30

Polar Bear Favorite Food Joke

What do polar bears like to eat?

The Joker

Two Flames Fall In Love Joke

Iron Man Joke

Guy With No Arms And No Legs, In A Pot Of Boiling Water Joke

Tweety Bird Hospital Joke

Rabbits Walking Backwards Joke

A Bridge To Hawaii Joke

The Wrong Valentine's Day Flowers

Christmas Is Cancelled Joke

Two Elephants Swimming Joke

Horse Sport Joke

Worse Than Raining Cats And Dogs Joke

Candy Under Pillow Joke

Stegosauruses Joke

No Vacation This Year.

Cats Favorite Color Joke

Cat's Favorite Nursery Rhyme Joke

What Do Scientist To With Dog Bones Joke

A New Parents Favorite Christmas Carol Joke

Dog Flower Vegetable Joke

Exersize And Life Expectancy

Only One Yogi Bear Joke

Frog Parking Only

Carbs Are The Enemy

Astronauts Feet Joke

Leftover Bacon?

Minneapolis Joke

Cat The Doesn't Tell The Truth Joke

Baby Fish Sleep Joke

Why Do Male Dogs Float In Water Joke

Polar Bear Favorite Food Joke

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