Joke: What did one saggy boob say to the other?
Joke: I'm giving up drinking until this is over...
Joke: It turns out that when you're asked who your favorite child is, you're expected to pick from you own. I know that now.
Joke: Orange on the outside, hollow on the inside, and should be thrown out in November.
Joke: Who can drink 5 gallons of gas without getting sick?
Joke: I trained my dog to fetch me a beer. It may not sound impressive, but he gets it from the neighbors fridge!
Joke: Huge fight at seafood restaurant. Battered fish everywhere!
Joke: I went to the paint store to get thinner. It didn't work!
Joke: If you had to choose between eating tacos everyday or being skinny for the rest of your life - would you choose hard or soft tacos?
Joke: Being a man means doing what I want when I want and not having to answer to... Shoot she's coming!!! To be continued.