JOKES INDEX

Joke: Women spend more time wondering what men are thinking than men actually spend thinking.

Joke: The average human walks 900 miles per year and drinks 2.2 gallons of beer, which means the average human gets 41 miles per gallon!

Joke: A blonde thinking to herself, "If it wasn't for the man who discovered electricity, we'd all be watching TV by candlelight."

Joke: Your mind is a garden. Your thoughts are the seeds. You can grow flowers or you can grow weeds!

Joke: You know when it's time to cut back on you're wine intake when your doctor tells you, "Your blood type is Chardonn-A positive."

Joke: Anyone have an owners manual for a wife? Mine's making a whining noise.

Joke: It's called menopause for a reason. Men should pause before they speak.

Joke: My kids say they want a cat for Christmas. Normally, I do a turkey but hey, if it will make them happy...

Joke: Picked up a hitchhiker. Seemed like a nice guy. After a few miles, he asked me if I wasn't afraid that he might be a serial killer? I told him the odds of two serial killer being in the same car were extremely unlikely.

Joke: At the age of 65 my grandma started walking 5 miles a day. She's 92 now and we have no idea where she is.