JOKES INDEX

Joke: The devil shows up in a church and everyone runs out but an old man. The devil says, "Why don't you run, aren't you afraid of me?" The old man replies, "Nope, I'm married to your sister!"

Joke: What kind of Doctor is Dr. Pepper?

Joke: Since light travels faster that sound, some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Joke: Detective: How did this man drown?

Joke: Nine out of Ten husbands agreed that their wives are always right... The 10th husband hasn't been seen since the study was conducted.

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I think I lost an electron... In fact, I'm positive.

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I'd tell you a fart joke... But I've run out of gas.

Joke: What does the Rabbi love even more than his shekels?

Joke: Loosing weight doesn't seem like it's working, so I'm going to concentrate on getting taller.

Joke: I ate a donut without sprinkles... Diets are so hard!