JOKES INDEX

Joke: What did the computer say when it was tired of the user?

Joke: I just went to a Halloween party for rappers and rap DJs from the Czech Republic, and everyone was dressed in the same costume!

Joke: What is a Christian's favorite social networking site?

Joke: I just found out that one of the new Star Wars shows is going to be about the time that some malware overloaded all of their computers, and I can tell from the title that those computers use Windows!

Joke: What did the corgi say after someone asked him for money?

Joke: Why did the deer go to the dentist?

Joke: Life's like a dick (it's really short): sometimes it's up, sometimes it's down, and when it's hard, you just have to beat it. Also, children make it a lot harder.

Joke: Have you ever noticed, sex is like the popular kid's birthday party. Sometimes it's crazy good, sometimes it's a disappointment, but everybody wants to join in for the fun.

Joke: A tourist asks a local, "Is it true that Tel Aviv is very expensive?" The local replies, "Expensive? No. It’s just that in Tel Aviv, they don't charge you for the coffee. They charge you for the 5 minutes you spent looking at the sea while drinking it."

Joke: Poop jokes aren't my favourite... but they're a solid number two.