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Where Does Poo Come From?

My son asked me "Where does poo come from?" I was a little uncomfortable but gave him an honest explanation. He looked at me a little perplexed and stared at me in silence for a few seconds and asked, "And Tigger?"

Clairvoyant Midget

What do you call a clairvoyant midget who escapes police custody?

Dad Jokes — Clairvoyant Midget Joke Meme.

Bicycle Joke

Why did the bicycle collapse?

Strawberries

A neighbor suggested I put manure on my strawberries. Tasted horrible! I'm sticking with whipped cream!

Right And Left Brain

I finally discovered what's wrong with my brain: On the left side there is nothing right and on the right side, there is nothing left.

Dad Jokes — Right and left brain Joke Meme

Wisdom Comes With Age Joke

As you get older, you'll realize that a $300 watch and a $30 watch both tell the same time. A Micheal Kors wallet and a Forever 21 wallet hold the same amount of money. A $300,000 house and a $100,000 house host the same loneliness. A Ford will drive you as far as a Bentley. True happiness is not found in materialistic things, it comes from the love and laughter found with each other. Stay humble... the holes dug for us in the ground are the same size.

Killing Flies Joke

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. "What are you doing?" she asked. "Hunting flies," he replied. "Oh, killed any?" she asked. "Yep, 3 males and 2 females," he answered. Intrigued the wife asked, "How can you tell them apart?" The husband replied, "3 were on a beer can and 2 were on the phone."

What Did One Hat Say To The Other Hat

What did one hat say to the other hat?

Dad Jokes — What did one hat say to the other hat Joke Meme

Confucius Pun

Confucius say man who walks around with hands in pocket all day long feels cocky.

Police Interview Joke

The police asked where I was between 5 and 6.. so I told them nursery school.

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