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What Do You Call A Fly Without Wings

What do you call a fly without wings?

Why Did The Elephant Call The Locksmith

Why did the elephant call the locksmith?

Dad Jokes — Why did the elephant call the locksmith Joke Meme.

How Do You Get A Mouse To Smile

How do you get a mouse to smile?

Elephant On A Highway

What was the elephant doing on the highway?

Confident Vs. Confidential

A young boy asks his dad, "What is the difference between confident and confidential?" Dad says, "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there is also my son; that's confidential!"

Dad Jokes — Confident vs. confidential Joke Meme

One-Armed Blonde

How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?

I'm Running Away From Home.

A man scolded his son for being so unruly and the child rebelled against his father. He got some of his clothes, his teddy bear, and his piggy bank and proudly announced, "I'm running away from home!" The father calmly decided to look at the matter logically. "What if you get hungry?" he said. "Then I'll come home and eat!" bravely declared the child. "And what if you run out of money?" "I will come home and get some!" readily replied the child. The man then made a final attempt, "What if your clothes get dirty?" "Then I'll come home and let mommy wash them," was the reply. The man shook his head and exclaimed, "This kid is not running away from home, he's going off to college!"

What Do You Do When Your Nose Goes On Strike

What do you do when your nose goes on strike?

Dad Jokes — What do you do when your nose goes on strike Joke Meme

Aerobic Instructors Joke

How many aerobics instructors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Christmas Sweater

I got a sweater for Christmas. I really wanted a screamer or a moaner.

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