Tyler Zahnke

Joke: What is a Christian's favorite social networking site?

Joke: What do Disney characters eat for breakfast?

Joke: Did you hear about the new HBO fantasy series about bagpipers?

Joke: Where did the basketball player buy his computer?

Joke: What was the return policy at the record store?

Joke: How does a cartoon bear wash his hair?

Joke: What is Michael Jackson's favorite kind of pants?

Joke: What is the most popular programming language on Tatooine?

Joke: What is Donald Trump's least favorite dessert?

Joke: Why didn't the cashier accept a quarter with teeth marks on it?

Joke: What kind of insurance did Santa Claus buy?

Joke: What is a Democrat's favorite George Gershwin song?

Joke: What website do witches use to do their research?

Joke: What do you call the text of a play about coffee?

Joke: What material did the mathematician use when he replaced his windshield?

Joke: Did you know that Nicolas Cage and Cher starred in a church-sponsored film?

Joke: Did you know that there is an organization that knocks on random people's doors preaching about the beauty and deliciousness of tacos?

Joke: Why did Jason Derulo cross the road?

Joke: Did you hear that the lead singer of Eurythmics is creating her own computer operating system?

Joke: What kind of insurance did Imogen Heap buy?

Joke: What did the Disney fan say to let people know that he was against AI-generated music?

Joke: What is a multi-billionaire's favorite fruit?

Joke: What is Daniel Küblböck's favorite card game?

Joke: What spice do people who go to the movie theater enjoy the most?

Joke: What is a music publisher's favorite children's story?

Joke: A newspaper editor receives an article, complete with photographs, about a new game being added to the Winter Olympics in 2030. The first photo clearly shows a person riding a bull on the ice. The second photo shows the bull more clearly, and the bull is wearing skates. The third photo shows the bull holding a stick with his horns next to a puck, and moving the stick as if trying to hit the puck. The editor grabs the article and all three photos with both hands, and shouts loud enough for everyone in the newsroom to hear,

Joke: What do you get when you cross The Beatles with The Rolling Stones?

Joke: What is a comedian's favorite kind of metal?

Joke: What did Super Mecha Death Christ say when he found his favorite strawberry jam!

Joke: What do you call a singing competition for people who play Progress Quest, Cookie Clicker, and Godville?