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Tyler Zahnke
Joke Count: 37
Bagpipe Fantasy
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Did you hear about the new HBO fantasy series about bagpipers?
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Disney Breakfast
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What do Disney characters eat for breakfast?
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No AI Music!
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What did the Disney fan say to let people know that he was against AI-generated music?
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Computers And Basketball
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Where did the basketball player buy his computer?
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The Bear's Hair
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How does a cartoon bear wash his hair?
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Record Store Return Policy
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What was the return policy at the record store?
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Don't Chew On Quarters
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Why didn't the cashier accept a quarter with teeth marks on it?
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Michael Jackson's Pants
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What is Michael Jackson's favorite kind of pants?
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Santa's Insurance
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What kind of insurance did Santa Claus buy?
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Democrats And George Gershwin
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What is a Democrat's favorite George Gershwin song?
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Christian Social Media
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What is a Christian's favorite social networking site?
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Imogen Heap's Insurance
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What kind of insurance did Imogen Heap buy?
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Fruits For Billionaires
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What is a multi-billionaire's favorite fruit?
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Theatrical Spice
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What spice do people who go to the movie theater enjoy the most?
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Singing Competition For Gamers
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What do you call a singing competition for people who play Progress Quest, Cookie Clicker, and Godville?
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Pop Star's Cryptocurrency
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What is a pop star's favorite cryptocurrency?
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Rap Halloween Party
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I just went to a Halloween party for rappers and rap DJs from the Czech Republic, and everyone was dressed in the same costume!
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Daniel Küblböck's Favorite Card Game
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What is Daniel Küblböck's favorite card game?
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Stories For Music Publishers
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What is a music publisher's favorite children's story?
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Rural Singing Contest
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What do you call a singing contest that is filmed in a rural area?
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Shaye Saint John's Favorite Christmas Song
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What is Shaye Saint John's favorite Christmas song?
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Equipment For Pipers
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What equipment do you use to increase the volume of bagpipes?
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The Beatles And The Rolling Stones
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What do you get when you cross The Beatles with The Rolling Stones?
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Comedy Metal
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What is a comedian's favorite kind of metal?
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The Death Of A Webbsite
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People make such a big deal when a forum, blog, social networking site, or podcast website shuts down. But there's one kind of website that people just don't seem to care about these days.
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Angry Computer
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What did the computer say when it was tired of the user?
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Even Giant Robots Love Sandwiches!
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What did Super Mecha Death Christ say when he found his favorite strawberry jam!
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Star Wars Programming Show
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I just found out that one of the new Star Wars shows is going to be about the time that some malware overloaded all of their computers, and I can tell from the title that those computers use Windows!
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Witches On The Internet
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What website do witches use to do their research?
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Play About Coffee
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What do you call the text of a play about coffee?
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