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Tyler Zahnke
Joke Count: 22
Stories For Music Publishers
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What is a music publisher's favorite children's story?
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The Beatles And The Rolling Stones
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What do you get when you cross The Beatles with The Rolling Stones?
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Comedy Metal
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What is a comedian's favorite kind of metal?
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Witches On The Internet
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What website do witches use to do their research?
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Play About Coffee
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What do you call the text of a play about coffee?
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Mathematician's Windshield
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What material did the mathematician use when he replaced his windshield?
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Computer Programmers On Tatooine
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What is the most popular programming language on Tatooine?
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Nicolas Cage's Religious Film
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Did you know that Nicolas Cage and Cher starred in a church-sponsored film?
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Spread The Word Of Tacos!
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Did you know that there is an organization that knocks on random people's doors preaching about the beauty and deliciousness of tacos?
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Why Did Jason Derulo Cross The Road?
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Why did Jason Derulo cross the road?
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The Eurythmics Operating System
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Did you hear that the lead singer of Eurythmics is creating her own computer operating system?
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Trump's Least Favorite Dessert
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What is Donald Trump's least favorite dessert?
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Fruits For Billionaires
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What is a multi-billionaire's favorite fruit?
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Don't Chew On Quarters
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Why didn't the cashier accept a quarter with teeth marks on it?
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Michael Jackson's Pants
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What is Michael Jackson's favorite kind of pants?
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Santa's Insurance
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What kind of insurance did Santa Claus buy?
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Imogen Heap's Insurance
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What kind of insurance did Imogen Heap buy?
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Democrats And George Gershwin
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What is a Democrat's favorite George Gershwin song?
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Daniel Küblböck's Favorite Card Game
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What is Daniel Küblböck's favorite card game?
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Theatrical Spice
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What spice do people who go to the movie theater enjoy the most?
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The Bear's Hair
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How does a cartoon bear wash his hair?
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Record Store Return Policy
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What was the return policy at the record store?
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