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Congress Or Baboon's Joke

A group of baboons is called a congress. (that is the joke)

Boat Captain IRS Audit

The IRS suspected a fishing boat owner wasn’t paying proper wages to his deckhands and sent an agent to investigate him. IRS Auditor asks "I need to talk with you about your employees and how much you pay them". Boat Capitan responds "Well, there's Clarence, my deckhand, he's been with me for about 3 years. I pay him $1,000 a week plus free room and board". IRS auditor "That's fair, so who is the other guy on the boat that I see in your records. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of the workaround here and only makes about $10 per week and it says you buy him a bottle of Bacardi and a twelve-pack once a week too. Also says he gets to sleep with your wife occasionally?" the IRS Auditor says "That's the guy we want to talk to". The Boat Capitan replies "That would be me, what do you to know?"

Political Jokes — Boat Captain IRS Audit Joke Meme.

A King In A Big Glass Castle

A king lived in a big beautiful glass castle in a most beautiful kingdom yet he spent his days collecting expensive thrones and saying bad things about everyone in his kingdom. So one day it all came crashing down and killed him all because he had stored all those thrones in the attic of his big glass castle. The moral of this story is people who live in glass houses shouldn't stow thrones.

Stop Shredded Cheese, Make America Grate Again!

Stop shredded cheese, make America grate again!

Communism Pun

I never really thought communism would work. Way to many red flags.

Political Jokes — Communism Pun Joke Meme

Political Lawn Signs

It's important to look carefully at lawn signs during an election. Last time I voted for a real estate agent.

Fart Coin

There is a coin shortage. America is officially out of common cents.

Organized Crime Joke

Son, "Dad, I'm considering a career in organized crime." Dad, "Government or private sector?"

Political Jokes — Organized Crime Joke Joke Meme

Election Joke

I'm really afraid someone is going to win this election!

Politics At Thanksgiving

Be sure to bring up politics during family Thanksgiving to save on Christmas gifts.

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