46 POLITICAL JOKES

Question 1

Political Lawn Signs

It's important to look carefully at lawn signs during an election. Last time I voted for a real estate agent.

Question 2

Trump Locked Out Of White House Joke.

Why can't Donald Trump go to the White House anymore?

Question 3

What Is Politics?

A little boy goes to his father one day and says, "Daddy, what is politics?" "Well," his father replied, "let me try to explain it to you this way. Let's say that you're the people. I'm the breadwinner of the family so we'll call me the economy. Your mother is in charge so we'll call her government. Your nanny will be the working class, and your baby brother is the future. Now go think about that and see if you can understand." The boy thinks about it but doesn't really get it so he goes to bed. He wakes up in the middle of the night and hears his baby brother crying. He goes to check on his brother and sees that he has soiled himself but doesn't know how to change a diaper. He goes to his parents' room to wake them up, but only his mother is there, snoring loudly. He goes to the nanny's room instead and finds the door locked. When he looks through the keyhole, he sees his father in bed with the nanny. Frustrated, he just goes back to bed. In the morning, the boy goes to his father and says, "I think I understand politics now." "Good," says the father. "Let's see what you've come up with." "Well," says the boy, "While the economy is screwing the working class, the government is fast asleep, the people are being ignored, and the future is in deep shit."

Question 4

U.S. Coin Shortage

Did you hear that there is a coin shortage?

Question 5

Polls Vs Poles

An American and North Korean are bragging about their countries. The American says "In my country, our technology is so good that we know who will win an election two hours before the polls close!" The North Korean doesn't blink and says "Well in my country we know who will win two years before the polls close."

Question 6

Trumpkin

Orange on the outside, hollow on the inside, and should be thrown out in November.

Question 7

Stop Shredded Cheese, Make America Grate Again!

Stop shredded cheese, make America grate again!

Question 8

Communism Pun

I never really thought communism would work. Way to many red flags.

Question 9

Taking A Pole Joke

I recently took a pole and found out that 100% of the people in the tent were angry when it collapsed.

VOTE

Question 10

How Govenrment Works, An Example With Cows

Question 11

When White Man...

When White man found this land, Indians were running it. No Taxes... No Debt... Plenty of Buffalo... Plenty of beaver! Women did most (all) of the work. Medicine Man was free! Indian men hunted and fished all the time! Only White man is dumb enough to think he could improve a system like that.

Question 12

Congress Or Baboon's Joke

A group of baboons is called a congress. (that is the joke)

Question 13

Coin Shortage Joke

There is a coin shortage. America is officially out of common cents.

Question 14

Politicians And Diapers

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.

Question 15

Recount Or Else!

I just called my bank and told them that they counted wrong so I want to find $11,780 in my account by tomorrow!

Question 16

Voting Elves Joke

Where do Elves go to vote?

Question 17

Country Politics

A busload of politicians were driving down a country road when suddenly the bus ran off the road and crashed into an old farmer's barn. The old farmer got off his tractor and went to investigate. Soon he dug a hole and buried the politicians. A few days later, the local sheriff came out, saw the crashed bus, and asked the old farmer where all the politicians had gone. The old farmer told him he had buried them. The sheriff asked the old farmer, "Lordy, were they ALL dead?" The old farmer said, "Well, some of them said they weren't, but you know how them crooked politicians lie."

Question 18

Environmentalists

A rich lady from California, who was a tree hugger and a vociferous anti-hunter, purchased a piece of timberland in Oregon. There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted to get a good view of her land so she started to climb the big tree. As she neared the top, she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her. In her haste to escape, the lady slid down the tree to the ground and got many splinters in her private parts. In considerable pain, she hurried to the nearest country doctor. Being a hunter himself, the doctor listened to her story with great patience and then told her to go into the examining room and he would see if he could help her. She sat and waited for three hours before the doctor reappeared. The angry lady demanded, "What took you so long?" He smiled and then told her, "Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service, and the Bureau of Land Management before I could remove old-growth timber from a recreational area... and I'm sorry, they all turned me down."

Question 19

Unbelievable

I get most of my exercise these days from shaking my head in disbelief.

Question 20

Donald Trump And Barack Obama On A Train Joke

Donald Trump, Barack Obama, a spectacular looking blonde, and a frightfully awful looking fat lady were in a train carriage. After several minutes of the trip, the train passes through a dark tunnel, and the unmistakable sound of a slap is heard. When they leave the tunnel, Trump has a big red slap mark on his cheek. The blonde thought, 'that rascal Trump wanted to touch me and by mistake he must have put his hand on the fat lady, who in turn must have slapped his face.' The fat lady thought, 'that dirty old Donal Trump laid his hands on the blonde and she smacked him.' Donald Trump thought, 'Barack put his hand on that blonde and by mistake she slapped me.' Barack Obama thought, 'I hope there's another tunnel soon so I can smack Trump again.'

46 POLITICAL JOKES

Political Jokes

Political Lawn Signs

Trump Locked Out Of White House Joke.

What Is Politics?

U.S. Coin Shortage

Polls Vs Poles

Trumpkin

Stop Shredded Cheese, Make America Grate Again!

Communism Pun

Taking A Pole Joke

How Govenrment Works, An Example With Cows

When White Man...

Congress Or Baboon's Joke

Coin Shortage Joke

Politicians And Diapers

Recount Or Else!

Voting Elves Joke

Country Politics

Environmentalists

Unbelievable

Donald Trump And Barack Obama On A Train Joke

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