JOKES INDEX

Joke: An eight-year-old girl went to the office with her dad on "Take your kid to work day." As they were walking around the office, the young girl started crying and getting very cranky. He father asked what was wrong with her. As the staff gathered around, she sobbed loudly; "Daddy, where are all the clowns that you said you worked with?"

Joke: Why did the ghost have to leave the halloween party?

Joke: What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?

Joke: What's a ghosts favorite food?

Joke: How do you fix a damaged Jack-O-Lantern?

Joke: Why are all mummies workaholics?

Joke: What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?

Joke: Why did the headless horseman start his own business?

Joke: How much does a skeleton weigh?

Joke: Where do baby ghosts go during the day?