Joke: A man into a whorehouse. Once in the room with the prostitute, he puts $50 on the table and drops his pants. The hooker almost faints; the guy has an 18-inch cock. She says, "Hold on pal, I'll lick it, I'll suck it, but you're not sticking that in me." The man pulls up his pants, picks up his $50, and says, "Screw that, I can do that myself!"