One Day Little Donny Went Screaming To His Mom, "Mommy!...

Joke: One day little Donny went screaming to his mom, "Mommy! Mommy! Theres a shrimp stuck between grandma's legs!" His mother, intrigued by this, brought Donny to grandma, who was sleeping on the bed with her legs apart. The mother looked and laughed and said, "Why, that's not a shrimp! That's her privates, a vagina!" Donny smiled and said, "Really? It sure tastes like shrimp"