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Minister Without Suitcase

He becomes a Minister without Portfolio!

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What Did One Cat Say To The Other Cat On The Phone

How Do You Get A Mouse To Smile

Why Did The Elephant Call The Locksmith

Because he lost his keys in his trunk!

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Why Don't Crabs Share

Because they're shellfish (selfish).

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Have You Heard Of The Dyslexic Cow Who Attained Enlightenment

Why Does An Elephant Have A Trunk

Because it doesn't have a glove compartment!

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Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils

What Animal Talks The Most

What Do You Call A Fly Without Wings

What Happens When You Cross A Bulldog With A Shih Tzu

What Do You Get When You Cross A Kangaroo And A Sheep

What Do You Get When You Cross A Snake And A Kangaroo

Carrots Are Good For Your Eyesight

Bunnies And Carrots

BMWs & Porcupines

How Do You Keep A Rhino From Charging

What Do You Call A Blind Deer

No idea (no eye deer.)

What do you call a blind deer with no legs? Still no idea! (not moving [still] no eye deer)

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