The Joker

Question 1

Crabs Joke

Why do crabs never give to charity?

Question 2

COVID-19 Humor

An Epidemiologist, an ICU doctor and a scientist walk into a bar...

Question 3

When It Rains

When it rains do tall people get wet first?

Question 4

Birds And Bees Joke

I feel bad for parents nowadays. You have to be able to explain the birds and the bees... The bees & the bees... The birds and the birds... The birds that used to be bees... The bees that used to be birds... The birds that look like bees... Plus bees that look like birds but still got a stinger!

Question 5

Smater Than A Talking Parrot

What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

Question 6

Moses Coffee

How does Moses make his coffee?

Question 7

Animal Wig Joke

What kind of animal needs to wear a wig?

Question 8

Face Mask

Thinking a face mask is going to stop Corona Virus is like thinking you underwear will stop a fart.

Question 9

Zombie Looks Joke

Why don’t zombies care about looks?

Question 10

Two Dogs And A Cat Go To Heaven Joke

A German Shepherd, a Doberman and a cat died. In heaven, all three faced God, who wanted to know what they believed in. The German Shepherd said, "I believe in discipline, training and loyalty to my master." "Good!" said God. "Sit at my right side." "Doberman, what do you believe in?" asked God. The doberman answered, "I believe in the love, care and protection of my master." "Aha," said God. "You may sit to my left." Then God looked at the cat and asked "And what do you believe in?" The cat replied, "I believe you're sitting in my seat."

Question 11

Pterodactyl Pun

The reason you can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom is because the pee is silent.

Question 12

Soldier Pun

A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

Question 13

Beautifiers

A husband and wife are at the grocery store. The husband picks up a case of beer and puts it in the cart. The wife asks, "What are you doing?" He says, "The beer is on sale, 24 cans for $10." She says, "We can't afford that so put it back!" A few isles later the wife puts a $20 tube of face cream in the cart. The husband asks, "What is that for?" The wife says, "It makes my face pretty." The husband replies, "So does 24 cans of beer and it's half the price!"

Question 14

Brake Fluid Pun

I know a guy who is addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop anytime.

Question 15

IDK Joke

My uncle asked me what does IDK mean? I said, "I Don't Know". He said, "Damn, nobody does!"

Question 16

What Is The Difference Between A Man Buying A Lottery Ticket And A Man Arguing With His Wife Joke

What is the difference between a man buying a lottery ticket and a man arguing with his wife?

Question 17

Fattest Knight

What’s the name of the fattest knight at the Round Table?

Question 18

Today's Math Problem

If George is 68 and his girlfriend is 22, how much money does George have?

Question 19

Skeleton At A Restaurant Joke

What's a skeleton's favorite thing to order at a restaruant?

Question 20

Kangaroo Joke

What do kangaroos wear to work?

Question 21

Fish Wearing Bowtie Joke

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?

Question 22

The Only Art Coming Out Of You Joke

The only art coming out of you is in a fart!

Question 23

High School Reunion

Have you ever been guilty of looking at someone your own age and thinking, "Surely, I can't look that old?". I was sitting in the waiting room, for my first appointment, with my new dentist. I noticed his diploma, on the wall, which showed his full name. Suddenly, I remembered a tall handsome boy who had been in my high school class some 40 years ago. I thought, "Could this be the same guy a had a secret crush on way back then?" Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought. The balding, gray-haired man with a deeply lined face was way too old to have been my classmate. After he examined my teeth, I asked him if he attended my high school. "Yes. Yes, I did." he beamed with pride. "When did you graduate?" I asked. He answered, "1959, why do you ask?" "You were in my class!" I exclaimed. He looked at me closely. Then, that ugly old, bald, wrinkled, fat, gray, decrepit old son-of-a-gun asked, "What class did you teach?"

Question 24

A Blond's Password

So this guy asked his blond girlfriend what was her password and she told him it was "mickeyminniedonaldgoofyhueydueylouieplutohonolulu". When he asked her why she had such a long password she just rolled her eyes and said "hello! it does have to be at least eight characters and include a capital too!"

Question 25

Idiot In Suspense

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

Question 26

Dumb And Nobody

Dumb and Nobody are best friends. One day they decide to go for a bike ride. They start riding their bikes. Suddenly Nobody falls off his bike. Dumb calls the police and says: OH MY GOD!! Nobody fell off a bike!!! Police lady: What the heck? Are you dumb?

Question 27

Where Do Football Players Go To Get A New Uniform Joke

Where do football players go to get a new uniform?

Question 28

How Much Does A Pirate Pay For Corn Joke

How much does a pirate pay for corn?

Question 29

Invention Of 0 Joke

To the person who invented zero, thanks for nothing.

Question 30

Trophy Wife Joke

My friend has a trophy wife... Apparently, he didn't get first place.

The Joker

Crabs Joke

COVID-19 Humor

When It Rains

Birds And Bees Joke

Smater Than A Talking Parrot

Moses Coffee

Animal Wig Joke

Face Mask

Zombie Looks Joke

Two Dogs And A Cat Go To Heaven Joke

Pterodactyl Pun

Soldier Pun

Beautifiers

Brake Fluid Pun

IDK Joke

What Is The Difference Between A Man Buying A Lottery Ticket And A Man Arguing With His Wife Joke

Fattest Knight

Today's Math Problem

Skeleton At A Restaurant Joke

Kangaroo Joke

Fish Wearing Bowtie Joke

The Only Art Coming Out Of You Joke

High School Reunion

A Blond's Password

Idiot In Suspense

Dumb And Nobody

Where Do Football Players Go To Get A New Uniform Joke

How Much Does A Pirate Pay For Corn Joke

Invention Of 0 Joke

Trophy Wife Joke

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