66 HALLOWEEN JOKES FOR KIDS AND ADULTS

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Joke: What's a monster's favorite play?
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Joke: When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?
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Joke: What kind of key opens a haunted house?
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Joke: Why didn’t the skeleton want to go to school?
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Joke: What do you get if you cross a ghost with a sailor?
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Joke: What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
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Joke: What did the pig dress up as for Halloween?
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Joke: Why do mathematicians always confuse Halloween and Christmas?
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66 Halloween Jokes Answers:

  1. Romeo and Ghouliet!
  2. When you are a mouse!
  3. A spook-key!
  4. Because his heart wasn't in it!
  5. A sea-ghoul!
  6. Pumpkin π.
  7. Frankenswine!
  8. Because 31/8(oct) and 25/10 (dec): 31 in base 8 = 25 in base 10, 25=8*3 + 1, 25= 10*2 + 5.