66 HALLOWEEN JOKES FOR KIDS AND ADULTS

Question 1

Ghost Day Car Joke

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

Question 2

Halloween Screwdriver Costume Joke

For Halloween I dressed up as a screwdriver... I turned a few heads .

Question 3

Zombie Looks Joke

Why don’t zombies care about looks?

Question 4

Skeleton At A Restaurant Joke

What's a skeleton's favorite thing to order at a restaruant?

Question 5

Wolf Joke

When you teach a wolf to meditate he becomes aware wolf!

Question 6

What Are Farts?

Farts are ghosts of things we eat!

Question 7

Headless Horseman Halloween Joke

Why did the headless horseman start his own business?

Question 8

Halloween Vampire And Snowman Joke

What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?

Question 9

Mummy's Favorite Music Halloween Joke

What is a mummy’s favorite type of music?

Question 10

Cross Bambi And A Ghost Joke

What Do You Get If You Cross Bambi With A Ghost?

Question 11

Ghost Didn't Eat His Candy Joke

Why didn't the ghost eat his candy?

Question 12

Halloween Cowboy

One Halloween, a boy dressed up as a cowboy. He went to a house, and an elderly lady opened the door. She said, "What might you be?" and the kid in front of the boy said, "I'm an Indian! All day, I hunt buffalo and make teepees and wigwams!" and the lady gave him some candy. Then the boy was up in line. The elderly lady said, "What might you be?" and he replied, "I'm a cowboy! All-day, I round up cattle and take them to corrals!" The lady gave him some candy. So he went to the next house, and a scorching hot teenage girl opened the door. She said, "What might you be?" and the girl in front of the boy said, "I'm a lesbian. All-day I think of women, all afternoon I think of women, and all night I think of women." The teenage girl gave her some candy, and next the boy was up. The teenage girl said, "What might you be?" The boy looked her up and down, and said, "Well, I thought I was a cowboy!"

Question 13

Halloween Pumpkin Joke

What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?

Question 14

Perfect Halloween Costume

A bald man with a wooden leg gets invited to a Halloween party. He doesn't know what costume to wear to hide his head and his leg so he writes to a costume company to explain his problem. A few days later he received a parcel with the following note: Dear Sir, Please find enclosed a pirate outfit. The spotted handkerchief will cover your bald head and, with your wooden leg, you will be just right as a pirate. Very truly yours, Acme Costume Co. The man thinks this is terrible because they have emphasized his wooden leg and so he writes a letter of complaint. A week goes by and he receives another parcel and a note, which says: Dear Sir, Please find enclosed a monk's costume. The long robe will cover your wooden leg and, with your bald head, you will really look the part. Very truly yours, Acme Costume Co. Now the man is really upset since they have gone from emphasizing his wooden leg to emphasizing his bald head so again he writes the company another nasty letter of complaint. The next day he gets a small parcel and a note, which reads: Dear Sir, Please find enclosed a bottle of molasses and a bag of crushed nuts. Pour the molasses over your bald head, pat on crushed nuts, stick your wooden leg up your ass and go as a caramel apple. Very truly yours, Acme Costume Co.

Question 15

Dracula Halloween Joke

Why is Dracula so easy to trick on Halloween?

Question 16

Which Witch Watch Halloween Joke

If two witches watched two watches, which witch would watch which watch?

Question 17

Ghost Are Bad Liars Halloween Joke

Why are ghosts bad liars?

Question 18

Halloween Skeleton Joke

How much does a skeleton weigh?

Question 19

Ghost's Favorite Dessert Halloween Joke

What's a ghosts favorite dessert?

Question 20

Ghost Wife Halloween Joke

What did the ghost say to his wife?

66 HALLOWEEN JOKES FOR KIDS AND ADULTS

Ghost Day Car Joke

Halloween Screwdriver Costume Joke

Zombie Looks Joke

Skeleton At A Restaurant Joke

Wolf Joke

What Are Farts?

Headless Horseman Halloween Joke

Halloween Vampire And Snowman Joke

Mummy's Favorite Music Halloween Joke

Cross Bambi And A Ghost Joke

Ghost Didn't Eat His Candy Joke

Halloween Cowboy

Halloween Pumpkin Joke

Perfect Halloween Costume

Dracula Halloween Joke

Which Witch Watch Halloween Joke

Ghost Are Bad Liars Halloween Joke

Halloween Skeleton Joke

Ghost's Favorite Dessert Halloween Joke

Ghost Wife Halloween Joke

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