66 HALLOWEEN JOKES FOR KIDS AND ADULTS

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Joke: Why did the ghost have to leave the halloween party?
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Joke: What kind of costumes do brunette girls wear on Halloween?
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Joke: Why are all mummies workaholics?
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Joke: How do monsters like there eggs cooked?
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Joke: Why did the illiterate witch get kicked out of the coven?
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Joke: What do demons eat for breakfast?
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Joke: What’s it like to be kissed by a vampire?
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Joke: What does a ghost call his mom and dad?
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Joke: What do you call a witch that lives at the beach?
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Joke: Why didn't the skeleton go to see a scary movie?
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Joke: What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog?
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Joke: Where is a ghosts favorite place to live?
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Joke: What's on the lunch menu at Monster School?
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Joke: What do witches put on to go trick or treating?
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Joke: What happens when you stay up all night on Halloween?
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Joke: What room do ghost avoid?
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Joke: Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
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Joke: What dog breed would Dracula love to have as a pet?
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Joke: What's a witch's favorite subject in school?
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Joke: What makes trick or treating with twin witches so challenging?
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66 Halloween Jokes Answers:

  1. He couldn't handle his boo's!
  2. They just stand on their heads and go as dirty mops.
  3. They're afraid to unwind!
  4. Terri-fried!
  5. She couldn't spell!
  6. Deviled eggs!
  7. A pain in the neck!
  8. His transparents!
  9. A sand-witch!
  10. He didn't have the guts!
  11. He is mist!
  12. On a dead end!
  13. Human beans, boiled legs, pickled bunions and eyes cream!
  14. Mas-scare-a!
  15. Something dawns on you!
  16. The Living Room
  17. Because demons are a ghouls best friend!
  18. A blood hound!
  19. Spelling!
  20. You never know which witch is which!