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Mummy Halloween Joke

Why don't mummies take time off?

Monster School Menu Joke

What's on the lunch menu at Monster School?

Demon Breakfast Joke

What do demons eat for breakfast?

Zombies New House Joke

Why didn't the zombie like his new house?

Jack-o-lantern And A Pumpkin Joke

What did the Jack-O-Lantern say to the pumpkin?

Gang Of Ghosts Joke

What do you call a gang of ghosts?

Brunette Joke #4

What kind of costumes do brunette girls wear on Halloween?

Halloween Jack-O-Lantern Joke

How do you fix a damaged Jack-O-Lantern?

Skeleton Halloween Joke

What did the skeleton say to the dog?

Monster Cooked Eggs Joke

How do monsters like there eggs cooked?

Skeleton Travel Joke

What do skeletons travel around in?

Inside A Ghosts Nose Joke

What can you find in a ghost's nose?

Halloween Ghost Favorite Food Joke

What's a ghosts favorite food?

One Halloween Night....

One Halloween a man was walking down the street and heard a thumping noise behind him. Looking behind him he saw a coffin following him, upright. He was a bit nervous and began walking a little bit faster. The coffin continued, "thumpety thump, thumpety thump". He began running and the coffin kept up and began opening and closing, ""thumpety thump, thumpety thump clap, "thumpety thump, thumpety thump clap". Terrified he ran to his front door, and went inside, slamming the door and locking it. The coffin continued, "thumpety thump, thumpety thump - CRASH" it came right through the door, He ran up the stairs, and right behind him, "thumpety thump, thumpety thump clap, "thumpety thump, thumpety thump clap". He rushed into the bathroom and slammed the door, but the coffin broke through the door - "thumpety thump, thumpety thump crash". Terrified the man grabbed the first thing he could, a bottle of Robitussin and threw it - and the coffin stopped!

Anti-clockwise Watch

The wicked witch from the south watches the watch that’s turning anti-clockwise, so now everyone knows now which witch watches what watch.

Ghost Vacation Joke

Where do ghost's go on vacation?

Noisy Graveyard Joke

Why are graveyards so noisy?

Calm Skeleton Joke

Why are skeletons so calm?

Vampire Breath Joke

Why do vampires need mouthwash?

National Holiday For A Nation Of Vampires Jokes

What would be the national holiday for a nation of vampires?

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66 Halloween Jokes Answers:

They're afraid to unwind.
Human beans, boiled legs, pickled bunions and eyes cream!
Deviled eggs!
Because, there was no living room!
Cut it out!
A haunterauge!
They just stand on their heads and go as dirty mops.
You use a pumpkin patch.
Bone-Appetite!
Terri-fried!
A skele-copter!
Boo-gers!
Boo-Berries!
The Boo-hamas!
Because of all the coffin-s!
Because, nothing gets under their skin.
Because they have bat breath!
Fangs-giving!