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Joke: Have you heard the latest rumor about butter?
Joke: Did you hear about the weasel that walked into a bar in Minnesota? The bartender asks, "What can I get you?" "Pop" goes the weasel!
Joke: When does a joke become a dad joke?
Joke: I shaved my head when I started going bald years ago, but I still carry a comb... I just can’t part with it.
Joke: I'm a grown up... I groan when I get up!
Joke: If you notice cows sleeping in a field, does that mean it's pasture bedtime?
Joke: If a cow doesn't produce milk, is it a milk dud or an utter failure?
Joke: I just spent $300 on a limousine and discovered the fee does not include a driver. Can't believe I spend all that money and have nothing to chauffeur it!
Joke: I yelled into a colander while cooking... now my voice is strained.
Joke: My brother mounted a dartboard on the ceiling of his man cave. This made me throw up.